I found this in the August 2nd, 2019, New York Times. Fun reading…if you’re not suffering from reader’s block:
I found this in the August 2nd, 2019, New York Times. Fun reading…if you’re not suffering from reader’s block:
Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself.
Books aren’t written, they’re rewritten. Including your own. It is one of the hardest things to accept, especially after the seventh rewrite hasn’t quite done it.
My aim is to put down what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way I can tell it.
It begins with a character, usually, and once he stands up on his feet and begins to move, all I can do is trot along behind him with a paper and pencil, trying to keep up long enough to put down what he says and does.
Do you know what a playwright is? A playwright is someone who lets his guts hang out on the stage.
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
I haven’t got 10 rules that guarantee success, though I promise I’d share them if I did. The truth is that I found success by stumbling off alone in a direction most people thought was a dead end, breaking all the 1990s shibboleths about children’s books in the process.
If the sex scene doesn’t make you want to do it — whatever it is they’re doing — it hasn’t been written right.
There are three primal urges in human beings: Food, sex, and rewriting someone else’s play.
Socially, a journalist fits in somewhere between a whore and a bartender. But spiritually he stands beside Galileo. He knows the world is round.
To me, movies and music go hand in hand. When I’m writing a script, one of the first things I do is find the music I’m going to play for the opening sequence.
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
You may be able to take a break from writing, but you won’t be able to take a break from being a writer.
It is only natural to pattern yourself after someone. But you can’t just copy someone. If you like someone’s work, the important thing is to be exposed to everything that person has been exposed to.
Ever heard of a carpenter not going to work because he has “carpenter’s block”? If a writer can’t write, it’s because he doesn’t really want to, he isn’t ready to get it on paper or he’s just plain lazy.
Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.


























